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Trading humor — short, honest jokes about discipline, psychology and the daily reality of a trader. Smile, recognise yourself, and get back to systematic work.

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FocusProfit · Irony — a genius outside the trade — I love the moment when I'm not in a trade. That's when I'm a genius. I understand everything, see everything, read everything perfectly. The moment I enter — the market suddenly becomes "unclear."

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Trading irony

FocusProfit · Irony — an amazing profession — Trading is an amazing profession. You can spend 6 hours doing absolutely nothing, and then ruin your mood for the whole night in 14 seconds.

FocusProfit · Irony — the experienced trader — — What's an experienced trader? — Someone who can tell in 3 seconds that they absolutely should not enter. And still enters anyway.

FocusProfit · Irony — system versus feel — Two traders meet. One says: — I only trade my system. The other says: — I trade based on feeling. The first asks: — And how's that working out for you? The second says: — Feels like I should've traded the system.

FocusProfit · Irony — the conservative style — — What's your trading style? — Conservative. — Then why are you down? — I broke every rule... conservatively.

FocusProfit · Irony — the nervous divergence — — Why are you smiling after getting stopped out? — That's not a smile. That's a nervous divergence.

FocusProfit · Irony — the best trading session — A trader opened the terminal, looked at the market, closed the terminal, opened it again, looked again, closed it again. So far, that was his best trading session.

FocusProfit · Irony — the trader and the psychologist — A trader meets a psychologist. The psychologist asks: — What do you do when you feel anxious? — I move my stop further away. — Does the anxiety go away? — No. It just gets more expensive.

FocusProfit · Irony — the good and the bad trader — — What's the difference between a good trader and a bad trader? — A good trader stays quiet afterward. A bad trader also explains why it was an "interesting experiment."

FocusProfit · Irony — hope, experience and a position — Hope, experience, and an open position walk into a room. Only hope made it out. Not for long.

FocusProfit · Irony — the trading journal — — Do you keep a trading journal? — I do. — What's in it? — A full list of evidence that I'm a danger to myself.

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